Oh Denis from Russia… thank you for your inquiry today. It was very eloquent.
You see, our dear Denis — who’s name conspicuously rhymes with Penis — read one of my posts and I guess it got under his babushka a bit. It needs to be noted that the post he read/responded to was the shortest post I had written, but it was something that really got his knickers in a twist. But not before reading it 11 times. Here is his praise for me and my adventures:
Вот ты пидор! На хуй ты ей впал? Какого хуя ты знаешь об Украине, если ты дрочил дома напостой? Мудило американское!
Thankfully Google Translate helped me decipher what he was attempting to say.
“Here you fag! Dick on her you fell? What do you know dick about the Ukraine, masturbate at home napostoy? Mudilo U.S.!”
So let’s do a breakdown…
eastern bloc out with your cock out 