The Definitive I’m-Going-To-Use-These-Hookup-Lines in the EU

As is Sunday, Monday, Tuesday...

So one of my friends messaged me on facebook and stated that he thinks I should use a shitload of creative pick-up lines on various girls in the European Union — not to mention the ex-pats and whatnots that have flocked there over the years.

I have to say, this might be the greatest idea ever. Because A. I’m quick-witted on my feet, B. Can deliver one-liners like it’s my job and C. think that traditional pick-up lines are the saddest excuse ever for a guy trying to pick up a girl. I’m proud to say that I’ve never used a pick-up line in my life. That is not to say that I haven’t dropped numerous alex-isms and hook-up gold to seal deals in the past.

So here we go. The definitive Hookup Lines that I’ll be using in Europe (with a soon to be rating scale on their effectiveness). As some of you will undoubtably notice, the openers are universal… but the twists are unique.