The cruise is awful… but the porn flows at midnight — for free… from midnight to 6 am. But that is seven hours, folks, because it’s local time: starting on Tallinn time and then losing an hour for the time difference. So it’s like a free extra hour of free porn!
So when I inevitably wake up at 2 am, 4 am, and 6 am because of the rocking of the waves, I can see some additional pounding to make me go back to sleep. Free porn on a ship? That has to be awful old school porn.