Alright, so the time has finally come. Rather than book the sweet red van down by the river, I opted for a more traditional hotel in the Canary Wharf/Docklands area. Instead of being by the River Thames, I’m on the River Thames — at a lovely little American hotel so that I can finally ease back into the American way before actually coming back to ‘MERICA, FUCK YEAH!
So the planning phase is finally done: September 22-October 24…
Home-Newark-London-Prague-Budapest-Brno-Krakow-Kiev-Riga-Tallinn-Stockholm-London-Newark-Home… the culmination of the breast European adventure ever. You see, the UK is the mecca of the tit (NSFW because of a stray tit advertisement). We have Lucy Becker (NSFW), Lucy Pinder (Debatable NSFW), Keeley Hazell (NSFW), Emma Townsend, Saskia (SFW if bras are safe), Gemma Atkinson, Alice Goodwin from St(r)oke-on-Trent (Kinda SFW), Danielle Lloyd, Sam Cooke’s ridiculous 30F-28-34 frame (SFW) and Nuts Magazine reminding the world every year how great the chest muscles are in Merry Ol’ (NSFW, duh).
Yes, lads, you are welcome.
It’s pretty much the reason why I’m wired the way that I am. Tits are in my blood. They are my birthright. They are the reason that if you have an A-Cup… you better have a good doctor or I’m just not going to be interested. It’s not natural to me. The blood that runs through me was crafted to enjoy the finest things in life. And by that, I mean fat, with a nipple on it.
And English gals aren’t afraid of air bag boosts… which is the way it should be. Hell, I’ve been there — life in the English countryside is pretty dull and drab. The only thing to do is play football and have sex. So I’m proud of a nation where the women at least do their part.
But this is the end of the pregaming hard work to ensure that I have a place to lay my head at night and a way to get from Point A to Point B. Now the fun part begins… scrounging around money so that I can do fun things with cash on hand.
If you’d like to assist me with this part of the trip — feel free to donate to my cause. $25 has been donated thus far, which is far below my goal. Do your part, friends. Paypal me.
… “every little bit helps,” said the old man as he peed in the sea.